BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.
Fuck, how high was that balcony!?
Lady Gaga has announced that she is to be dropping Facebook for charity.
She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity.
BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
Seems a bit sexist.
Just seen that Philippa Curtis has been jailed for crashing into a stationary motorist because she was preoccupied by sending text messages whilst driving. She said it was OK because she was using predictive text.
What a dualing stupid aunt.
MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named'
Cool, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken?