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Both my next door neighbours have been arrested as part of the European-wide raids against online paedophiles.
Fuck knows where I'm going to get my free wi-fi now.
Liam Gill can't have been very popular, he can't even crash Sickipedia.
Ryan Dunn died the way he lived... with car parts in his anus.
Tim Cook in charge of Apple? Wait for the headlines....
''Cook promises to improve Apple turnover''.
News Update: "Baby dies in subway accident"
I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong.