Religious News Jokes
Less than 1 month without a pope and we've already cured HIV.
As a penance for his misconduct, Cardinal Keith O'Brien has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
The Vatican will soon be choosing a new Pope to "lead the 1.2 billion Catholics around the world."
That's one hell of a conga.
The Pope is resigning because he lacks the strength to do the job.
In other words, an altar boy fought him off.
When interviewed today by a reporter for the BBC, two American students have signalled their hopes for a newly elected Pontiff to be a 'Pope for young people.'
Oh, don't you worry about that.