Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.
A Muslim walks into a bar.
No-one survived the blast.
BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.
Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...