BBC News: Earliest Snowfall in 17 years.
And there was me thinking January was before November.
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.
The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.
Being from Scotland, I love the summer.
It's my favourite day of the year.
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night.
I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the fucking pub.