I went to a psychiatrist about a recurring nightmare , where me and two friends get a bill for £25, and have to split it three ways. That's 8.33333333333..............
I had a recurring dream once.
I had a dream that I was flying last night..
Row 12, Seat D. It was a shit dream.
When you wish upon a star, you are a few million years late.
The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.
I would like to inform all potential terrorists that Steps have reformed and that they think Allah is a cunt.