Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on.
Frisbees for ginger people.
As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air.
She then folded her arms and huffed, "You never make the first move."
"Jesus!" I said as I rolled my eyes. "Every night it's the same thing."
"Well you don't!" she moaned. "It's always me and quite frankly I'm fed up with it. And before you start, it's nothing to do with you being black."
"It is," I said.
"No, it isn't," she said.
"You know what?" I said as I jumped out of the bed. "You can stick the fucking chessboard up your arse."
Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition.
Turns out they all did it.
I just had a go at the Liverpool version of Monopoly.
It's just like regular Monopoly except every space reads: Go to Jail.