I'm so disappointed with Henry.
As the years have gone by, his performances have been getting worse and what happened on Wednesday is the final straw.
I'm getting a Dyson tomorrow.
I sat on my hand for fifteen minutes earlier, before hoovering the living room.
Just so it felt like the wife was doing it.
Why is it better to be a bad joke on sickipedia than one of the 228 people who have gone missing on the Air France flight?
At the very least, a bad joke on sickipedia can expect to be buried.
It was my girlfriend's birthday the other day.
I bought her a new bag and belt.
She wasn't too happy, but the hoover works fine now.
My new lover is a right sex machine in bed!
And a Dyson hoover the rest of the time.