My local magician can slow his heartbeat down until it stops.
But, to tell the truth, he only managed to pull it off once.
Did you hear about the gay magician?
He disappeared with a poof.
The Hogwarts episode of Cribs is the worst. Every room they went in, someone says, "This is where the magic happens."
Convincing a dog that I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
My Grandad placed three cups on the table, open end down. Then he put a ball under one of the cups and moved them around the table really fast.
After thirty seconds of this, he stopped and said, "Okay, which one is it under?"
"The middle one."
"Well done! How did you know?"
"Because your other testicle is connected to it."