I've just become a Professor of Palindromes.
I'm now known as Dr. Awkward.
Poop is a really shit palindrome.
I bought a recipe book for desserts that's all backwards
It's getting me stressed...
My favorite palindromes, that i have come across, are tit and boob
A blonde goes to a speed dating evening and is determined from the outset to break the stereotypes. As the first man sits down in front of her, she opens with the question: "Can you tell me a palindrome?"
The man looks at her quizzically for a few seconds then replies, "Madam, I'm Adam."
She nods and smiles and says, "Thanks, but I still want to hear a palindrome, Adam."