??? Random Jokes
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
So wait, if I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won't it be sent there anyway?
I never credited the old lady next door with much creativity but this morning I noticed that she has crafted the most exquisitely realistic snow sculpture of a woman lying on her driveway.
I must go around to congratulate her after work.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.