Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
I've started a society for pyromaniacs with a high IQ.
Sparks & Mensa.
Most people enjoy a spoonerism joke.
My neighbour, Mr. Figpucker, disagrees.
Group of guys run around a bar waving ladies panties in the air.
Barman says 'Why the thong race'?
What's the difference between Oscar Wilde and an internet troll?
One is a shining little wit...