What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?
Wipe it off and apologise.
A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
Tea is for mugs.
A G N B:
That's bang out of order.
Just been on bigbustycoons.com
Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.