I saw a poster that said,
"Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years".
I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more.
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
The government are always going on about saving energy.
I tried turning my lights off to save some...
I ran over a cyclist.
Sickipedia is doing its bit for the environment - just look at the amount of recycled jokes on here.
An environmentalist came into my shop today and bought a few bits and bobs. "Would you like a bag for those?" I asked as I began scanning his items.
"Only if they degrade." He replied.
So I took a black marker pen and wrote on it "The person carrying this bag is a stinking, worthless, hippy cunt."