For Sale: Iraqi rifle.
Never fired, dropped once.
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "if they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?"
The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?"
The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."
I see that a £1billion stealth boat the Royal Navy has developed is detected on radar screens to be the size of a rowing boat. Fantastic! I'm sure our enemies won't raise an eyebrow when their radar screens show a small rowing boat 3000 miles from land travelling in excess of 32 knots. This country, honestly.
I hear that the Americans are trying a new tactic to stop Al-Qaeda.
They're going to rescue Bin Laden from his cave.
NEWS: British government to reduce army by 7,000 soldiers...
Probably by equipping them with insufficient equipment and sending them to Afghanistan.