Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war.
Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
Why wouldn't Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob?
He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph.
Probably going Back to the Führer.
Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.