I just had my joke about Chinese people deleted as a duplicate.
Oh the irony...
I was in London the other day when I got mugged by two Chinese guys.
The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects.
As a photographer, imagine my delight when I got a job to photograph pupils at a predominantly Chinese school. I made a fortune, and only had to take one photo.
This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?