Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
What do you do with a Jew with ADHD?
Put him in a concentration camp.
The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions.
I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"
I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready."
So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?
Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical fucking Jew.