I have just been interviewing people for a post at my work.
The first guy was fresh from university and very eager.
The second guy had a degree and five years experience.
The woman had two degrees and twelve years experience.
I am all for equal opportunities, so of course I employed the woman.
I'll only have to pay her half as much.
What's funnier than a female comedian?
For me golf is a lot like women; if she isn't holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door.
Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
It's called the iRon.