If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish".
Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes.
I don't have anything against vegetarians, but the way I see it, our food shits and pisses on theirs.