Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday
Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.
You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived.