Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?...
My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.
Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.
I have 23 jokes and I can't understand why any of them haven't scored very well.
Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.
Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow.