Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out after the break.
Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?
I've just went on a rampage down at the snooker club.
I shot 15 commie bastards and 15 coons. Then I shot a chink, a tree hugger, a paki, a Chelsea fan, a poof and then another nigger.
That's 15 reds, 15 blacks, a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and a black for a maximum 147.
John Higgins has said if he is banned from snooker he would really miss it...
It's not yet known if he'd miss it on purpose.
As a mark of respect to the legendary snooker commentator Ted Lowe, who died today, there was a one minute round of applause before this afternoon's match.
Followed by a five hour silence.