Childrens TV Jokes
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his unionised cat,
Early in the morning,
They're still in bed a-snoring,
And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat.
Mr and Mrs Explorer, it's social services.
We are here to talk to you about Dora.
I'm in court next week on child abuse charges.
I guess Dora doesn't like to explore.
A 19-year-old woman has been mauled to death by two coyotes while hiking in Canada.
I guess going "Beep Beep" and running like fuck didn't work then.
I wish my girlfriend would pass me the remote control once in awhile.
I'm fucking sick of having to watch CBeebies.