What's the difference between the Special Olympics and the Eurovision?
Not much if you close your eyes
Germany wins Eurovision then four days later an old WWII bomb explodes "unexpectedly".
Carlsberg don't do timely reminders, but if they did....
Well, we may not have won Eurovision, but at least we beat America.
What I've learnt from the Eurovision Song Contest;
Every immigrant wants to live here, but no one actually likes the UK.
Like listening to Borat's Greatest Hits.