Fund Raising Jokes
Last night, one of the presenters on Children in Need said, "Pick up your phone and pledge."
I'm still sitting here, with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other, wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do next.
What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.
Over £20,000 has been donated to Children In Need, for blind kids in Asia.
I don't know why anyone donated, the kids will never see the money
My boss caught me wanking over Viz this morning. I said it was for comic relief.
"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.