I took the kids down to Long Acre farm the other day to stroke the animals.

I needed a shit so I left the kids with the wife and nipped off to find the loo's.

i'd just opened my news paper when a cock came through a little square hole by the side of me,

then two more cocks came through another little square hole in front of me,

it was at that moment, I realized. I was shitting in a chicken coop
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