I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.
I can't see an end.
I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
I've just renamed my WiFi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02".
That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.
I got fired from work today for creating a photoshop picture of the boss's 15 year old daughter sucking on my eleven inch cock and emailing it to everyone in the department.
A few people thought it was funny, most were disgusted but I'm just confused.
I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.
I call it: Windows 98.