Family Jokes

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.

The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
My mother-in-law borrowed £500 from me and I've not seen the bitch for six months!

Well worth it if you ask me!