Family Jokes

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."
Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
My mother-in-law borrowed £500 from me and I've not seen the bitch for six months!

Well worth it if you ask me!