Frisbees for lonely people.
She then folded her arms and huffed, "You never make the first move."
"Jesus!" I said as I rolled my eyes. "Every night it's the same thing."
"Well you don't!" she moaned. "It's always me and quite frankly I'm fed up with it. And before you start, it's nothing to do with you being black."
"It is," I said.
"No, it isn't," she said.
"You know what?" I said as I jumped out of the bed. "You can stick the fucking chessboard up your arse."
Turns out they all did it.
It's just like regular Monopoly except every space reads: Go to Jail.
My dad's so fucking competitive when it comes to Monopoly.
It was an unexpected turn of events.
My Monopoly set, my rules.
E - I - E - I - O.....