Being a gardener I turned up at a house to do some work. When the door opened a beautiful young woman smiled, said hello and explained that her bush needed a little trim, she said I could take my tools round the back and to give it a good fork too. But first she wanted me to take a look at her little flower she had upstairs. As I followed her up the stairs I could see she was wearing no knickers and she had a lovely little pussy with a tight ass. She pulled me into the bedroom and bent over the bed and said "Can you repot my flower, it's needed doing for a long time?"
So I picked up her orchid (which was bone dry!!) and took it downstairs to give it a good watering before I repotted it. Some people can't even look after a simple orchid, fucking retards.