I've been on this site for some time now and I've been doing some in-depth research, scouring hundreds of jokes and using carefully calculated formulas. I think I've come up with the optimum joke for vote getting on Sickipedia.....

Statistically 9 out of 10 Doctors and Nurses will not return their Library Books on Gang Rape as they will die of an appendicitis related suicide first.

Should reach somewhere around 20,000 votes.
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