Irony Jokes

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we're scared of being racist.
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
Honestly the wife does get pissed off over nothing, just yesterday I said to her,

"I don't mean to be patronising, by the way patronising means being spoken down to..."
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?