My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
MATHEMATICS -- HIGHER TIER -- 2011
Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.
Calculate the probability we have used this name because we're scared of being racist.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
10 reasons why men are lazy:
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
Honestly the wife does get pissed off over nothing, just yesterday I said to her,
"I don't mean to be patronising, by the way patronising means being spoken down to..."
Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do this Friday, thanks to me -
I'm gonna go down there and tell him.
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?
Isn't it funny how at school they've replaced blackboards with whiteboards because they work better?