Joke Jokes

A friend of mine was complaining that there's no real comedic merit to sick jokes; that there's too much reliance on a relatively offensive or risqué punchline.

Anyway, we argued about it for a while and then I raped her.
If I need to 'reveal the rest of your joke' I'm probably voting it down.

I'm a busy man and have porn on my other tab.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught looking at Sickipedia with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sickipedia at that age."

"Curious about Sickipedia?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her to the library to get a book on suicide, gang raped her with 8 mates, made her kill a paki, typed a message with bad spelling and grammar in front of a nigger at an internet cafe, taken her fucking appendix out and jumped on a bandwagon!"