How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
A friend of mine was complaining that there's no real comedic merit to sick jokes; that there's too much reliance on a relatively offensive or risqué punchline.
Anyway, we argued about it for a while and then I raped her.
This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
Have you heard the joke about my penis?
I won't bother telling you, it's too long.
Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into my jokes, even if I don't know what they mean.
Fuck me, sickipedia server is so slow.
I was going to do a joke about paedophilia but by the time I got connected I had to change it to necrophilia as she had grown up and died.
You know the women that say:
"Why are hot guys always jerks, the nice guys always taken, and the hot and nice guys always gay?"
You're fat. Stop making fucking excuses.
I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
If I need to 'reveal the rest of your joke' I'm probably voting it down.
I'm a busy man and have porn on my other tab.
I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday!
It was about an anti-climax.