Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: "What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?"

"Well, sir," says Johnny, "when I think about it, the most wonderful thing in life for me is a pretty girl with big tits and a wet pussy."

The teacher is infuriated and writes a note that Little Johnny has to give to his father.

The next day, the teacher asks: "So, Johnny, what did your daddy say?"

"Well, sir," says Johnny, "we sat down in the living room and drank an espresso, read your note and talked, then we poured ourselves a cognac, smoked a joint and talked some more. In the end, we decided you must be a fucking poofter."
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