I wanted to be a rapper -- I really did -- and it surprises people because I'm a white bread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur -- 'white bread.' The other day, someone said to me, 'What's up, white bread?' So i replied, 'That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup.'
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