People Jokes

As I watched an old lady struggling to keep her balance whilst crossing the road with her shopping - I thought to myself
"I wonder if I would laugh if she were to fall over"
And then I burst into hysterics

As she was hit by a bus.
I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens.

I think I was on board the mothership.
Remember when everyone had diaries got pissed off when someone read them?

Now they put everything on Facebook and get pissed off when they don't.