A travelling salesman stops at a petrol station to take a crap. The toilet has two stalls and there's a man already there using one of them. The two men acknowledge each other and go about their business. The salesman finishes first and as he pulls his trousers up, some coins drop into the toilet bowl. He looks at it, thinks for a moment and drops a 20 pound note into the bowl. The other man, astonished, asks, "Why the hell did you do that?" The salesman says, "You don't expect me to put my hand in there for 35 pence do you?"
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