As we were travelling on the bus my son turned to me:
'Look mummy, a big red fire engine, nee naw nee naw, can we get off and go and see if Fireman Sam is driving it, please pleeease pleeeease?'
'For fucks sake George, you're fifty two years old' I said 'Don't you think you should have grown out of this shit by now.'
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