Tattoos Jokes

Whenever I go on the pull, I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo and I think "here's a bird who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future."
This big black prostitute who was also a Chelsea fan, got a tattoo of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs.

She says to her punter, "If you can guess who they are you get a free shag."

He looks to the left and then to the right and replies, "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Phillips."
A man walked into a tattoo shop.

"Good afternoon sir, what can we do for you?"

"Well, I'm really passionate about my home town, and want something done on my knuckles, you know?"

"No problem sir, what did you want exactly?"

"N-O-R-W-I-C-H on this hand, and C-I-T-Y-F-C on this one."