What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe it off and apologise.
A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
A G N B:
That's bang out of order.
Just been on bigbustycoons.com
Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.
Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.
I nearly choked on my latte.
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
I'm a big fan.