At a recent job interview:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
And your strengths?
I applied for a job at Childline the other day.
Apparently, "I like listening to children's rape stories" is not an acceptable reason for employment.
I could never work in the Jobcentre. Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day...
I have just been for my first job interview.
I didn't get it - apparently making the "Hot Jokes Today" on Sickipedia doesn't make up for having no GCSEs.
I have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes.
Why? When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job?