Conservatives Jokes

Apparently there's been uproar over some Tory attending a fancy dress party as Madeleine McCann and then boasting about it on Facebook.

Surely the best way to have gone as her would have been to not be there?
George Osborne saw a little old lady struggling with two heavy bags of shopping,

"You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.

So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.
Rock band Keane are said to be 'horrified' that the Conservative party have been using their song 'Everybody's Changing' as their election campaign anthem without permission.

I wonder what The Prodigy will think when they find out the BNP are using 'Invaders Must Die'?