I don't know why David Cameron is so set on raising student fees; the last thing he tried to raise died at age six.
Unbelievable. Tories in power for less than half an hour and already a Scottish family is unemployed and homeless.
Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.
This Tory government is much like a rainbow.
It looks good from a distance, but on close inspection it has no real substance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun.
I hope David Cameron does turn the UK around.
I'm a bit too close to those French fuckers for my liking.
Apparently there's been uproar over some Tory attending a fancy dress party as Madeleine McCann and then boasting about it on Facebook.
Surely the best way to have gone as her would have been to not be there?
Rock band Keane are said to be 'horrified' that the Conservative party have been using their song 'Everybody's Changing' as their election campaign anthem without permission.
I wonder what The Prodigy will think when they find out the BNP are using 'Invaders Must Die'?
If Simon Cowell's pushing for the Conservatives to be in power, I fully expect Rage Against The Machine to win the election.
"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988
"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
George Osborne saw a little old lady struggling with two heavy bags of shopping,
"You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.
So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.