Conservatives Jokes

Apparently there's been uproar over some Tory attending a fancy dress party as Madeleine McCann and then boasting about it on Facebook.

Surely the best way to have gone as her would have been to not be there?
Rock band Keane are said to be 'horrified' that the Conservative party have been using their song 'Everybody's Changing' as their election campaign anthem without permission.

I wonder what The Prodigy will think when they find out the BNP are using 'Invaders Must Die'?
I don't see why people are getting so upset at David Cameron's plans to reform the UK housing benefit system. Personally I'm all in favour of evicting people who don't work for a living and expect the taxpayer to support them in homes that they would otherwise be unable to afford.

Starting with The Queen.