Conservatives Jokes

I don't see why people are getting so upset at David Cameron's plans to reform the UK housing benefit system. Personally I'm all in favour of evicting people who don't work for a living and expect the taxpayer to support them in homes that they would otherwise be unable to afford.

Starting with The Queen.
Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Blair in his chair reached for the aftershave. Blair was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Cherie, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Cameron and said, "How about you, Mr. Cameron?"
Cameron replied, "Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".
For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the Government, below is a handy price breakdown.

Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million.

Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000.

Dinner with Nick Clegg = Half a bag of chips and a Curly Wurly.