I saw a poster that said,
"Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years".
I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more.
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
The government are always going on about saving energy.
I tried turning my lights off to save some...
I ran over a cyclist.
Sickipedia is doing its bit for the environment - just look at the amount of recycled jokes on here.
An environmentalist came into my shop today and bought a few bits and bobs. "Would you like a bag for those?" I asked as I began scanning his items.
"Only if they degrade." He replied.
So I took a black marker pen and wrote on it "The person carrying this bag is a stinking, worthless, hippy cunt."
My boss suggested I started taking my bike to work to help out the environment, so I did...and put it in the back of car.
Of course, Hitler's real crime was his damage to the environment.
If only he'd planted a tree for each jew, he'd be considered a hero!
After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world.
Books, now run on electricity.
I was walking through town today when a couple of students came up to me with "Save the Earth" t-shirts on. They were desperately explaining to me how overuse of the airlines is killing the planet. Noticing an odd accent, I asked where they were from...turns out they were from New Zealand. Hypocritical cunts!
UN report concludes that they are 95% certain humans are the cause of global warming.
Leaving a 5% chance it's angry alien ants with a giant magnifying glass. 7