I see that a £1billion stealth boat the Royal Navy has developed is detected on radar screens to be the size of a rowing boat. Fantastic! I'm sure our enemies won't raise an eyebrow when their radar screens show a small rowing boat 3000 miles from land travelling in excess of 32 knots. This country, honestly.
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper, frown and say: "That's not it."
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier examined.
A military psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and wrote out his discharge from the army and handed it to the soldier, who picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."