Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war.
Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.
Why wouldn't Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob?
He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph.
Probably going Back to the Führer.
Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.
He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.
I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.
I was having a great time at the Nazi karaoke evening.
And then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I love Jews.
I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis.
So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook.
Maybe the holocaust happened because a Jew got butter on Hitler's Toyota Yaris.
I bought a Mars Bar today. On the wrapper it said, 'Win & Play with your Hero at Wembley'.
They'll have a fucking job, Hitler's been dead for years.