Nazis Jokes

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war.

Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.
I bought a Mars Bar today. On the wrapper it said, 'Win & Play with your Hero at Wembley'.

They'll have a fucking job, Hitler's been dead for years.