The new government are increasing VAT to 20%. Yeah we'll have to pay more, but some maths questions are going to be a hell of a lot easier!
NEW SIMPLIFIED INCOME TAX:
1. How much money did you make this year?
2. Send it to us.
I know it's depressing when you look at your payslip and you see how much tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.
Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan.
I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.
"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation."
"You can fuck right off," I told him. "It's the law abiding tax payer like me who suffers because of bastards like Google. You're getting no support from me!"
There was a pause before he added, "We know your browsing history."
"It's about time somebody stood up to the Government. I'm logging in as we speak."
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
For sale: one litre of petrol. Will accept two first class stamps or a Greggs pasty.
If you want to find out who's been avoiding tax, just go to Google and...
In Norfolk, they are thinking of decreasing the VAT to 11%.
At least then they can work it out on their fingers.
As a divorced man, the news of the new Royal baby brought a tear to my eye.
It's another one I'll never actually get to see, but will be paying for my whole fucking life.
I've been reading about Bono and his tax avoidance measures.
Looks like he really has made poverty history.