Nigel Farage says that homosexuality makes most people over 70 uncomfortable. I'm guessing they're just not using enough lube.
For a party which says it's against Europe, UKIP do a decent impression of the Polish government.
Although a UKIP MEP has stated that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't actually exist, it is still above Scotland and Wales in the FIFA world rankings.
UKIP leader Nick Farage was bundled into a police van in Edinburgh yesterday, shortly after arriving at a pub.
Nice to see a politician observing the local customs.
Poll finds, most people believe Ukip contains racists.
Well duh, that's why we're voting for them.
A supporter of the Ukip party in Newark has said allowing gay marriage could lead to people "marrying pigs".
I'm pretty sure heterosexual marriage often has the same result.
The BNP have accused UKIP of having racist immigration policies. If you ask me, that's the pot calling the kettle...
Recently a poll suggested that UKIP would make a terrible government.
UKIP have since had him deported....
Coming over here and taking over our schools.
How do you make a Romanian shit themself?
Show them the election results.