UKIP Jokes

A man in Brussels walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.

The librarian says, "Get the fuck out."

The man replies, "That's the one."
For a party which says it's against Europe, UKIP do a decent impression of the Polish government.
Although a UKIP MEP has stated that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't actually exist, it is still above Scotland and Wales in the FIFA world rankings.