UKIP Jokes

A man in Brussels walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.

The librarian says, "Get the fuck out."

The man replies, "That's the one."
For a party which says it's against Europe, UKIP do a decent impression of the Polish government.
Although a UKIP MEP has stated that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't actually exist, it is still above Scotland and Wales in the FIFA world rankings.
Watching the Political Debate, I'm surprised Nigel Farage hasn't told Natalie Bennet to fuck off back to Australia yet.