A man in Brussels walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.
The librarian says, "Get the fuck out."
The man replies, "That's the one."
Nigel Farage says that homosexuality makes most people over 70 uncomfortable. I'm guessing they're just not using enough lube.
For a party which says it's against Europe, UKIP do a decent impression of the Polish government.
Although a UKIP MEP has stated that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't actually exist, it is still above Scotland and Wales in the FIFA world rankings.
What's Nigel Farage's favourite cereal?
UKIP leader Nick Farage was bundled into a police van in Edinburgh yesterday, shortly after arriving at a pub.
Nice to see a politician observing the local customs.
A supporter of the Ukip party in Newark has said allowing gay marriage could lead to people "marrying pigs".
I'm pretty sure heterosexual marriage often has the same result.
Poll finds, most people believe Ukip contains racists.
Well duh, that's why we're voting for them.
I've just played the UKIP version of Cluedo.
It was the immigrants, all the time, everywhere.
Watching the Political Debate, I'm surprised Nigel Farage hasn't told Natalie Bennet to fuck off back to Australia yet.