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A woman was chucked off Who wants to be a millionaire last week for masturbating..... I don't think she quite understood fastest finger first
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Joke by -mazda3-, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged woman , who wants to be a millionaire , masturbating  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago

Two priests were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and sees a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick.
He says, "I'm not really a rocket scientist or anything, but isn't that supposed to be on your arm?"
And the other priest goes, "nah, it's working fine. I'm down to two butts a day!"
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Joke by -mazda3-, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priests , patch  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months ago

it takes 17 muscles to smile but it only takes 1 finger to show the world how you feelI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by -mazda3-, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged smile , muscle , finger  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months ago

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